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Tuesday, May 5, 2015

Manage your Creditors with Some Magic

I recently had a disagreement with a lender regarding a debt that I had paid. If I had not been able to resolve it it was going to cost me about $1700. A few people told me that I should just be prepared to be out money, as having been in similar circumstances they found the same bank to be unwilling to correct their errors. I resolved to be confident and self assured that I would succeed in forcing them to fix things. I also determined that some angelic intercession was probably a good idea, as my first attempt to fix it without magic had resulted in a promise of a solution but with nothing having come of it. Instead of pulling out all the gear, and doing a large Solomonic working, I grabbed a 4th Century Jewish magic book said some angel names, spoke an incantation, and viola, shit got fixed.

So, for anyone who might be having issues with a debt, here is something to try:

According to the Sefer Ha-Razim, the angels of the second encampment of the first Heaven, called Shamayim, are angels of anger and wrath. They will provide death and torment and torture...so...apparently, one calls them to resolve any number of issues they might have with those set against them.

They are ruled by TYGRH

Their names are thus:

KSTR MRSWM BRKYB KMSW
STYB KRYTEL DYR GB
QRB NBWR KBYR TYLH
BRYTWR TRTM NTPYEL PRYEL
TRWHWN SLHBYN SLB MSTWB
GRHT HGR YTMYEL HGL
LGH MNYTYEL TNYMEL YKRYT
BRYT RKYLEL HSTK PPTS
STYRWP WDYEL SBYR MLKYEL
RWS DSWW HMK TRGH
ZMBWT HSNYPLPT SWW SPWR
RQ QNWMYEL NHYEL GDYEL
DQ YMWMYEL PRWG DHGYEL
DGRYEL GRYEL RWNWR DWNRNY
DLKT TBL TLYEL LYEL
MWTR LPYEL PYTPR LPWM
WR TMR DLYL STWRYN
ZWTY YSTWRTY DWBYT BRGMY
DMWMYEL DYGR BYBEL PRWTYEL
QWMYEL DGWGR DLGYEL PDWTYEL

I called upon the name of TYGRH and then each of his angels and followed it with the incantation:

HHGRYT who dwell in the east, SRWKYT who dwell in the north, WLPH who dwell in the west, KRDY who dwell in the south, I call upon TYGRH.

In the name of TYGRH and of the Lord of Hosts to whom you answer I call upon you angels of the first heaven that you will plug his mouth and make his planning in vain and he will not think of me nor speak of me and when I pass in front of him he will not see me.


The original instructions involve a more violent incantation, but this is still distilled from the original. The original also would have you collect seven jars of spring water on the seventh day of the month in the seventh hour of the day, from seven separate springs, and leave them sit in starlight for seven months.

I didn't find any of that to be necessary. But then, maybe my task was easy for the angels so they didn't need the pomp. Hopefully your task will be easy for them too.

So, try calling on some angels and to help you with clearing your debt and let me know how it goes.